"Yeah, Jill. I did. I fucked your dad, and I felt really bad about it. So I was like, ‘Hey Mr. Garvey, this is so wrong.’ And he was like, ‘Hey, let’s stop pretending to be okay, because no one is okay.’ And he was totally right. And he was so hard, Jill. So, I fucked the shit out of him on top of a pile of guns."